sunyacong

01
How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair?


He cuts holes in his pockets.



光头男人怎么梳发？



在裤兜里掏个洞。


02


Before the last time the wife and I even attempted sex, she hissed at me and said, "Aren't you going to wear a fucking condom !?"


"No need, there's no bloody way you can bring me to orgasm."


上次我和妻子准备做爱的时候，她突然生气了：“你不打算戴套吗！？”


“没必要，反正看着你我也射不出来。”





03


A 10 year old American schoolgirl has been praised for refusing to answer a maths question which asked her to compare the weights of three females. Quite right too ...
How the fuck is a 10 year old supposed to do sums with numbers as big as an American womans' weight?



美国一10岁女学生拒绝回答老师的问题反而受到了表扬，因老师要她比较三个女性的体重。其实也没错啦…


一个10岁小孩怎么他妈的能运算像美国女人的体重那么大的数字？