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[短篇] 最灵的许愿

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最灵的许愿

一对夫妻来到一口许愿井旁,丈夫弯腰许了个愿后往井里扔了一枚硬币。


妻子也想许愿,但她弯腰时不小心翻入井里。


丈夫惊呆了,然后笑着对自己说:“真他妈灵啊!”
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  • 普羅米修斯 金币 -3 标题违规,笑话少于三个,无序列号 2019-3-2 18:39

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说实话,这个笑话太老太老了,至少我小学的时候就看过这个笑话了,不过还挺有意思的

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