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两个疯子的对话
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

去你个头
老总近期去美国，正在恶补英语。上午找老总申请部门经理去北京经费，老总大书：GO AHEAD。
高兴的拿到财务部，经理拒绝，说：以我对老总英语的理解，它是写的GO A HEAD----去个头！

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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.