1、开个车门都这么费劲,这就是我不给媳妇买劳斯莱斯的原因
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2、放心,我就摸摸,不吃
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3、再不交小鱼干,我再拉一泡大的
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4、影分身术练到极致,就变成了发狗粮术
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5、妈的!谁跟你玩浪漫!给我!!
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6、你们只是条狗啊!干嘛要舌吻?!
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7、谁允许你拍了?你哪个单位的
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8、吓死了,还以为妹子脖子要直接断了呢……看到最后我才放心
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9、“你不要再来了,我爸说咱们种族不一样没前途的,你再来他就要打断你的狗腿”
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10、长颈鹿:这时候突然过来一个碰瓷儿的,我没刹住车,就直接轧过去了
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11、裁判都看不下去了!
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12、猫.exe操作系统崩溃了?
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